Hinder: The New Nickelcrap

If you defend this band to any degree, you are a racist (some how) and your taste in music needs to turn upside down ASAP. Hacks R' Us: One of the worst musical-moments of my life was hearing this band's song called "Lips Of An Angel", it has to be one of the most deliberate "Hey-I'm-working-for-the-record-company-and-I-think-a-l ot-of-12-year-old-girls-would-eat-this-song-up-which-will-ma ke-us-all-richer-off these-no-talent-hacks-in-order-to-support-our-cocaine-addict ion-that-happens-to-fund-the-marxist-guerilla-troops-in-Colu mbia" songs I've ever heard in my life, complete with a cheesey predictable guitar solo that Brett Michaels would worship.

To all you morons that buy this "what's up brah?" stereotypical frat-rock....Stop making me seem elitist. Stop making me FEEL elitist. I'm not some indie snob kid who hates bands once they can afford to pay their rent. Shoot, 4 years ago I wouldn't have given "indie music" a chance had the mainstream stuff still been good. I would've been like, "Huh? Nah I got enough good music as is, thanks anyway!" I don't prefer my favorite artists to remain obscure. I don't hate bands that happen to become millionaires if their music is still good. Honestly, who cares if a band strikes gold (or platinum)!? It's not like artists have control over how many people like their music. Oh excuse me, I guess THE REAL artists like to starve and remain obscure...even after they die (sarcasm)

I'd love nothing more than to see a band like Arcade Fire play in a stadium...only they wouldn't want to because it'd mean they're in the same ballpark as Nickelback, or Hinder, or Puddle of Mudd, or Papa Roach, or Staind, or What's-the-difference? Hey, I wonder what the NEXT Hinder album will be like "dude"... Allow me to speculate: It will sound just like the first one. Why? Not because Hinder wants to stick to their roots (which I'm baffled to research & find out that they have some), not ONLY because they're incapable of recycling the same predictable stuff, but because their employers want sales to be up in the 2nd quarter...But hey, I guess "Down Is The New Up".

Alright jamsbio.com...not too shabby a site ya got here. And to all of you fans of trite shite, I have some words of wisdom for you from Bruce Wayne:

"To all of you, uh, to all you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please leave me in peace. Please go. Stop smiling. It's not a joke. Please leave. The party's over. Get out." - Batman Begins

- hmd1987

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