I Would Rather Lick a Dollar

First of all, I cannot believe they have Dane listed here. Stoked, I am.

This concert DVD is oh-so-hilarious, but the CD contains this outtake about the video games and strip clubs.

Dane is my favorite comedian, and he seems to be the type of guy that you either love or hate. There is no in between. I'm on the love side. Not only is he easy on the eyes, he's got wit like you can't imagine.

So, he goes on to explain how cool it is to date girls that are into video games first. Then says he can't stand the ones that say 'Oh, that's stupid. Video games are stupid". To which he replies; "You'd better get used to stupid, Stupid lives here. This is the house that Stupid built."

And then quickly I'm going to move on to the strip club part. His girl decides she wants them to go one and he reminisces about when he first went to NYC and they had the old time strip clubs where you'd put a quarter in a booth and a window shade would open up. He says a woman comes out, there's some kind of music playing, and he doesn't know if she's dancing...or just moody. So, she continues and talks to him, telling him what he can do (use your own imagination here). He says "I would rather lick a dollar" and proceeds to try to close the shade.

Poor Dane. I can't imagine him ever having to go to a strip club like that anymore. Or even anywhere alone where quarters are required. I'm sure Dane is visiting places where it's dollar bills all the way, baby. And he doesn't feel the need to lick them.