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After exiting the Beatles, John Lennon cast off all artistic shackles and explored his muse fervently. Employing everything from primal screams to...
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Pull Another OneLOCATION: Rocking Around the Christmas Tree , LondonYEAR: 2007TAGS: Stuffing, Jokes, Christmas, XmasPUBLISHED: March 20, 2008What's the best thing about Christmas? The presents? The turkey? Eating too much? Family arguments or a chance to watch The Sound of Music for the eleventh year in succession? No, it's jokes. Or more specifically Christmas Cracker jokes. I love 'em, and I can't get enough of 'em either. I gather it's a perculiarly British thing - you pull a cracker and out of it comes a paper hat, a crap plastic toy and an even crapper joke. In fact, the crapper the better. Here's my Top Ten: 1: Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? 4:Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? 5: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 6: What's a sheep's favourite Christmas carol? 7: Who's working at MI5 on Christmas Day? 8: Which bird always succeeds? 9: How do you make an apple puff? 10: Where did Sir Lancelot study? H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S
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